Lloyd Carr and Rich Rodriguez took part in the Champions for Children's Hearts celebrity golf tournament yesterday. One can only imagine what they might have talked about... and I did. So here it goes:

Lloyd: So, it looks like the excitement since your hire has died down.
Rod: Well, the people here demanded change yet get their panties in a bunch whenever I do something different.
Lloyd: I know what you mean, people here got all uptight when my winning record against OSU changed to a losing one. I guess guys like Mallet and Boren were afraid of change too.
Rod: I only talk about people who play for Michigan. Those who stay will be champions, those who leave can kiss my ass.
Lloyd: So how do you feel about the comments people make about you not being a Michigan Man?
Rod: I’m from the great state of West Virginia. If you couldn’t tell, people from there are douchebags and I gladly embrace the image. Go Hillary!
Lloyd: So what charity is the money from this golf tournament going to?
Rod: Well, my contract buyout with WVU is still unsettled so the $400k is going to be used to hire more lawyers to find a way not to pay them anything. The children’s hospital is just a cover, but I’m sure they’ll be fine.