Michigan to Follow Co-ed Dorm Rooms Trend?

Posted by AHor 05/04/2008 12:18 PM

You'd be surprised how little sexual tension there is when you look like this...

We all remember Cory Matthews’ huge phobia when he entered college-- the co-ed communal bathroom. Now he’s turning in his grave as a new trend is coming about even among Ivy League schools-- co-ed dorm rooms. That’s right, a male and a female sharing the same 12X12 living space for 8 months. I wonder how the Martha Cook girls feel about this. More schools are allowing this and it’s only a matter of time until the debate hits Michigan campus. There are some pros and cons to co-ed dorm rooms, so let’s examine…

Pros: Females who have not had a long term relationship and/or don’t have any brothers will learn how flatulent males actually are and come to accept it. Males will learn how particular females are with their everyday routines and appreciate the daily effort it takes to look attractive (Note: this can also lead to the con of realizing how much a girl really needs make-up to look good). Both the male and female form a great friendship that teaches them valuable life lessons and they grow as people (chick flick anyone?).

Cons: Both roommates could have rough nights, confide in each other and wind up making some mistakes out of consolation. Female could become emotionally scarred if she walks in on the male masturbating. Sexiling reaches newfound levels of awkwardness.

Maybe Mary Sue Coleman and Athletic Director Bill Martin can get together for a semester and try it out before it gets implemented. This has MTV reality series written all over it.

Comments

Anonymous says,

no sex problems, considering how the girls at michigan look... just kiddin (but not really) Posted 05/04/2008 2:49 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Which one in the picture is a chick? Posted 05/04/2008 3:51 PMReply

Anonymous says,

I wonder if this is a way the University is trying to cut down on binge drinking. You end up sleeping with your ugly roommate and never make that life choice again... or if it were me, I'd drink myself to death to try and forget about it. Posted 05/04/2008 4:22 PMReply

Anonymous says,

Pro: Girls will build more friendships with other girls, instead of always complaining that her freshman year roommate was a complete bitch. Posted 05/05/2008 2:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

haha how awkward will it be at move in when your parents are there Posted 05/05/2008 8:14 PMReply

Anonymous says,

akward? screw that...tell ur parents to piss off and be like...this is the chick ill be bangin all year Posted 05/08/2008 1:06 PMReply

Anonymous says,

i'm down. Posted 05/26/2008 10:12 PMReply