Ok, FINEEEEEE, I suppose this post was inspired by another blog but I thought all incoming freshman need to be made blatantly aware of the following information.

1) If you are living in the residence halls (or near them for that matter) you are able to download and use a program we pros like to call "The Hub."  The Hub is the king of all downloading programs and available at your very beck and call to every avail- not matter what.

2) The Hub can be used to download anything.  Not to mention also at warp speed.

3) In order to use The Hub you must access it via www.umnp2p.com and await your registration to be approved before downloading the program.

4) Tech nerds this message is for you-- Installing the hub on any computer illiterate moron of a girl s' will get you laid- take heed.

Well little friends, there you have it.  Now please, do yourself a favor and install that puppy.  You won't regre it.