At recent trip to the beach (Robert Moses Beach, LI, NY, to be exact) I found myself surrounded by guys...well, being girls, leading me to make this list:  You might be too into yourself if...(male edition)

1.  You and your buddy go to the beach where you quickly break out a bottle of tanning oil and proceed to slather it on yourselves before spending a day in the sun (no, seriously, I watched this happen)

2.  You have a pair of sunglasses to match each outfit (witnessed this one as well)

3.  All of said sunglasses are the super-reflective kind, in case you need to check on your hair and there isn't a mirror near by (yup, saw this one too)

4.  Speaking of your hair, it stands straight up...always...and yes, you always use the same brand of gel, and no, it is not cheap

5.  You would never go out unless you had on your Armani Exchange

6.  Manis, and pedis, and facials, Oh my!

7.  You're currently getting ready to go out...still getting ready...still getting ready...ok, this might take a while

8.  Of course you would beat up anyone who got in your way...just no touching the face, and certainly not the hair

9.  Do you see this bling?

10.  Yea, you fckin' grunt when you get your swell on at the gym, that's cause everyone should see how fckin' jacked and tan you are...

If these characteristics actually do apply to you, step away from the mirror and put the hair gel down.