We know you’re all out of school, but we’re going to attempt to keep you abreast on USC news this summer with a new feature. Similar to Fresh Cream, Ripe Produce will feature local LA news that’s “ripe for the reading.” Here are five summer stories you must know.

* Busted! USC track star Jennifer Mueller works hard and parties harder.

* John McCain poked fun at his wife's alma mater, calling it the "University of Spoiled Children" (how original); but USC students get a break from this Op-Ed writer who states that all college kids are spoiled.

* The Texans gon' stole one of our top professors. Thomas Gilligan, former interim dean of USC Marshall School of Business, has accepted the position as dean of UT's McCombs Business School.

* The new Facebook page for USC Trojans has posted photos of the football team's summer workouts. Check out Rey Maualuga, CJ Gable, and Mark Sanchez in action!

* Victoria Secret has added USC to its Pink Collegiate Collection! But it's the only school listed with apparel not available online. Boo!