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Video: Accepted at 18 Colleges, Picks Harvard

Posted by Aristotle's Son 06/19/2008 1:26 PM

From MSNBC:

 

New York teenager Lukasz Zbylut, who emigrated from Poland only five years ago, applied to seven Ivy League schools — and was accepted by every one of them.

 

Now he’s thrilled to further his education at his “dream school” of choice — Harvard. What, Yale wasn’t good enough for him? H

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StanfordBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: Welcome To Four Years of Mild OCD

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/17/2007 5:07 PM
Some numbers they didn't tell you:

45 students will spend their first night on the Farm sexiled in the lounge
318 students will use "I hate 'Two Truths and a Lie'" as one of their truths in the...
9 games of "Two Truths and a Lie" you play during NSO.
142 roommates will start harboring the seed of sec... MORE »
Latest comment by Anonymous: awesome call using requiem for a dream as background music

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StanfordRandom

Video: Maybe the Real World is Like College After All

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/08/2007 6:08 PM
Who says getting a job after college is the end of fun as we know it? ...Just about everyone, actually, but that's only because they don't work for Connected Ventures (who run CollegeHumor, Busted Tees and some sites no one has ever heard of). These employees claim they made the hugely viral vide... MORE »
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StanfordRandom

Video: Stanford Declares War on Marshmallow Bunnies, Cold Leftovers

Posted by Cranky Kitten 09/04/2007 4:33 PM
According to this propaganda video, without Stanford you would never have known the transcendent joys of Easy Mac. Of course, with the $180k you saved, you could afford to eat gold-plated pasta, or at least mac with some real cheese on it.
Latest comment by Anonymous: LOL. The eyes are classic.

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StanfordBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: Gender-Ambivalent Shower Sex ... In Lag?!

Posted by Cranky Kitten 08/17/2007 7:00 PM
Through the magic of video editing, even the impossible can be faked -- like someone actually getting action in Lag. This shot-for-shot remake of Britney Spears' "Toxic" video looks like it was filmed in Lagunita (Ujaama?) and is actually pretty slick. But geez, Casey (I mean "Brit), didn't your moth... MORE »
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StanfordBitchin 'N Moanin

Video: Living In Lagunita Causes Social Alienation, Chewing Defects

Posted by Cranky Kitten 08/14/2007 6:33 PM
 Proof that living in Lag dorms causes unavoidable social deformity. These poor guys living in Granada can't even chew bread. Who can blame them, though? Lakeside Dining is so bad that even their store-bought, pre-sliced bread is darn near inedible.
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StanfordEvents

Video: More Like "Stanford Orgy Team"

Posted by Cranky Kitten 07/19/2007 6:43 PM
The Stanford Archery Team engages in some dangerous-looking erotic play while at nationals in Illinois. Can't say I blame them, though. "Can I put my arrow in your quiver?" is one of the greatest pick-up lines of all time.
Latest comment by Anonymous: and can you believe they cut JMU's archery team down to not-quite-varsity? tcha!

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StanfordPartying

Video: Gettin' Kappa Delta Phi-reaky

Posted by Cranky Kitten 07/01/2007 9:59 PM
Aww, ain't that cute, a couple of KDPhis trying to prove their special-interest sorority is just as bomb-diggity as an, um, actually interesting sorority. Of course, by this point in the evening, Thetas would already be snorting blow off of each other's collarbones.
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StanfordCampus Characters

Video: Notorious P.O.K.E.M.O.N.

Posted by Cranky Kitten 06/29/2007 12:31 PM
Yeah fifth-grade gangsta crew in da house. Apparently those elementary schoolers who like to cruise around campus on their Power Rangers skateboards are putting their wannabe Tony Hawkness to a good cause: posting YouTube videos for make benefit glorious mockery of twerps. If you look closely, about halfway through you... MORE »
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StanfordMusic

Video: Can that monkey up in the corner do this?

Posted by thejoelpatrol 06/23/2007 1:23 PM
Suck it PETA, you know these chimps were having the time of their lives. If TV were still like this, I might actually watch it. Hell, if music were still like this, I'd pay for more of it. iTunes music video, please?
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